The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Don't think of granny porn

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Oh, I must be hearing things.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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