- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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