What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Black Veil Brides.

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Penis

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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