- Anti Joke

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Woman's rights.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'