A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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