What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Where's my tractor?

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

An Asian walks out of the library.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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