Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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stop it ryan vallee

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Penis.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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