What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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9/11/2001

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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asparagus

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Canada

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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