- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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