why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Knock Knock Come in

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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