A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Can I touch it?

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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