- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

lick my ballsack.... ok

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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