Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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