- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

A child with cancer grows up.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

womens rights to vote

Period Blood

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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