A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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Gadaffi

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Cold camel scrotum.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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