whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Enchilada

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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What's up? The sky.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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How old is victor? Old

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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