why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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your mom

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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OGC - tilt your head

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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dislike this...please.

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Anti Joke

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