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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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