How do u shit With ur ass

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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women

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Josh kissing a girl

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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