What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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