What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

No. Yes.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

asian drivers.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Anti Joke

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