- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Watch your lips.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Mmmmmmmmbutch

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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