- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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