- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the clock say? The time.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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