- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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