A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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