- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Turn around.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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