why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

George Bush.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

How much did the Holla Cost?

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Obama

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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