- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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