"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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A black guy with his family.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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