Women's Rights

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Woman's rights

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You just won the game...

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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who eats pencils asians

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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