- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

What's brown and sticky? Poo

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Guess what? No.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Women.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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