a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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