- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

baby loves lalma

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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