What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Men's rights.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

what is stupid and reading this you

space is fun

My mom caught me masturbating.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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