There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

i eat poop

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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