Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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The penn state football administration

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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