- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

A baby seal walks into a club...

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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