Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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