Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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knock knock

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Pickles

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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