- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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