Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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