Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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¿melano?

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Ha

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Do you need any assistance?

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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