- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Knock Knock. Come in.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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