Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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A Banana wrote this...

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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im a selling a car

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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What time is it? 10:58

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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