- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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