Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

don't look behind you

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Can you see this brett? Connor

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Knock, knock. Come in.......

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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