whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Chuck Norris.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Sit on Santas lap Boner

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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