- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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