A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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