poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Ha

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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The 19th Amendment

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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