- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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