what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What abou three times

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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