- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Hello

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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