What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Your mother

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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( o Y o )

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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