Jake Bowar

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Knock knock What

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Chayton

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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