How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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A jew go out of a bar

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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