what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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BWAT

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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