Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

The 19th Amendment

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

a man walks into a bar it hurt

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Ryan Chang is funny.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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