Child birth. So easy women can do it.

A fat boy walked into a party

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

My mom just died....

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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