- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Knock Knock. Come in.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH goes crazy and shoots himself

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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