What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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8===========D O:

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Your mom

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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There were once two horses names Bill and Ed who lived on a farm. Every day Bill and Ed would race from the old barn past the broken tractor to the tall oak tree. Bill was very fast, but Ed always beat Bill. After many months, Bill was fed up. "I've had it with you!" he shouted to Ed. "I won't race with you anymore." Ed was very sad. He liked racing very much. The next day, Ed asked Bill, "Hey Bill, come race with me to the tall oak tree!" But Bill said, "No, you'll just beat me. I won't race with you." Ed thought for a moment, then said, "Fine, I'll let you start 5 meters in front of me." Bill pondered the proposition. Finally, he agreed. They started at the old barn, with Bill 5 meters in front of Ed. They both started running at the same time. As they passed the broken truck, Bill was happy to see that he was beating Ed. But at the last second, Ed sprinted forwards and beat Bill. "Ed!" shouted Bill, exasperated. "I can't believe you beat me! I'm never racing you again." But the next day, Ed asked Bill to race again. "This time, you can start 15 meters in front of me." Bill pondered the proposition, then finally agreed. 15 meters was a long way to catch up. They began to race. Bill was winning, but at the last second, Ed caught up and beat him. "Ed! I can't believe you beat me! I will never race you again," said Bill. But the next day, Ed asked Bill to race him again. "No way!" said Bill. "This time, I'll let you start at the broken truck," offered Ed. Bill thought for a moment. The truck was very close to the old oak tree, there was no way Ed could beat him. So he agreed. They began to race again. Bill was winning, but at the last second, Ed beat him again. "That's it!" shouted Bill. "I will never, ever race with you again!" But the next day Ed asked Bill again to race him. "This time, you can start 10 meters from the oak tree." Bill thought about it. There was no way Ed could beat him if he started 10 meters from the finish line. But his thoughts were interrupted by the dog running over. He said, "Bill! Don't race him, he will surely beat you!" Bill was silent for a moment. He looked at the dog, then to Ed. Then back to the dog. Then back to Ed. "Ed," he said perplexedly, "I didn't know dogs could talk too!"

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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