Ass

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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gay rights

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Where's my tractor?

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Is this a chair?

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Anti Joke

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