What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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69, hahaha

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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ha.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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