Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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