Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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