what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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