Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Why was Timmy sad?

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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