poop

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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anne hatthaway

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do magnets work?

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nine...eleven

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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i eat poop

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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what is big and white? the moon

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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