- Anti Joke

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Communism

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

lick my ballsack.... ok

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Womens rights

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