A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Anti Joke

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